I took a quick peek at Rotten Tomatoes today and was surprised to see that Disney’s Old Dogs had achieved a rare but impressive milestone:
That’s right: Old Dogs posted an incredible 6% rating, earning just four non-negative reviews out of SEVENTY-EIGHT.
Just how impressively bad is this feat? Well — compare it to the film’s phonetically similar predecessor:
How far do you have to reach to find a comparably badly-reviewed film? You have to reach into the depths of “Go-to, stock ‘bad movie’ reference” territory:
Granted, Old Dogs isn’t quite this guy. Or this guy. But still, when that’s how far you have to stretch to find a more widely disliked movie than your own, then, well, making movies probably should not be your profession.
