The youth of America are quickly running out of role models. First Tiger Woods went and tarnished his wholesome image in the eyes of millions of adoring toddlers. Now, it seems Miley Cyrus may be subconsciously turning kids in to mini drunken sailors with her new singing Hannah Montana Christmas Doll according to a local NBC affiliate:
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When first listening to the song I thought the mom was just a delusional, drug-addled hillbilly. However, upon second listen, I think she may have a point. That doll is definitely dropping some F-bombs.
The mom still might be a drug-addled hillbilly for letting her three-year-old daughter idolize allegedly racist jail bait at such a young age. I guess it’s not a total loss, though. That girl will certainly grow up with some good ol’ American enthusiasm for how f***ing awesome pie is.
