- Nicole Richie has gotten her own TV show! Let’s hope it stars Paris Hilton as the wacky neighbor, and is also called “Everybody Loves Valtrex.”
- Katie Holmes is defending Suri’s pick of wearing high heels, though the most obvious defense — that she wants to be just like her father — was left unsaid.
- When asked about their affair, Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress said “It’s the most ridiculous story. It’s like they are asking me to comment if there are aliens on Earth.” In a related story, aliens living on Earth were quoted as saying “They’re totally doing it.”
- Nerds have their pocket protectors in a bunch over a hidden Gay elf sex scene in the video game Dragon Age. Oh, but it was OK when Legolas and Frodo did it? Cut it with the double standards, nerds.
- Pete Doherty apologized to a crowd in Munich after singing a Nazi-approved version of the German National Anthem. After considering it, the Nazis decided to accept his apology. (See? Because even Nazis hate him. Ah, joke explanation. Bye.)
