First, there was Chris O’Donnell, who starred in the hit* (*JK) 1999 movie The Bachelor. A slight visual reminder:

Now, 10 years later… The Bachelor is back. Only now, he’s Italian. And loved by other men. Starring Tom Cruise, we present the probable poster for The Gay Italian Bachelor:

Looks like he’s about to get gored by a man horn. The caper continues ahead…

Just when it looks like Tom is about to escape with his lady…

The man finally get within reach-around distance. And aww… they just wanted to pet the guy!

Can you blame them? It’s long been a dream of mine to gently pet Tom Cruise.