NO F*CKING WAY: Tiger Woods At Fault For Crash

Are you sitting down with your socks welded to your feet so they don’t get KNOCKED THE EFF OFF??? If not, then TOO BAD.

Check out this ESPN.com headline about the Tiger Woods crash:

So Tiger Woods was responsible for Tiger Woods crashing his car into a tree?

This news comes as a huge sigh of relief to both the tree and its family.