It’s almost Thanksgiving. Which means that PETA – that People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals — will do whatever is in their power to stop you from enjoying your delicious turkey dinner. So they’ve made a commercial, which has already been “banned” by the networks, likely PETA’s intention to turn the ad viral on the web.

There are so many options when it comes to turning people off to turkey on Thanksgiving. For example, why don’t you talk about how mean turkeys are, PETA? Mean and stupid. Turkeys are literally so stupid (their brains are the size of a Lemonhead, i.e. tiny.) By convincing the masses that turkeys are just terrible animals, we can almost guarantee people refraining from buying them. Why associate a holiday about family and thanks with a creature so undeserving of all the attention?

But honestly, PETA, is this the best you could do? Frankly, everything you’re saying still sounds pretty delicious. Burnt feathers? Stomping on little turkey heads? Chemicals, dirt and poop? Honestly, Thursday night cannot get here soon enough.

(Via Buzzfeed)