Everyone’s expecting a close-up of abs for our Taylor Lautner Rolling Stone cover, but wait til you hear THIS crazy idea:

A Taylor Lautner photo where you can only KIND OF see his abs!

“Teen Wolf”? Really? Prepare to get Wolfsued, Rolling Stone. That’s like regular being sued but the judge is wolves.

I can also picture Matt Taibbi buying this magazine and going “Nine full months of painstaking financial research, but finally, my ‘Obama’s Wall Street Sellout’ cover story WILL BE HEARD — Awwww dammit!”