Hulk Hogan, how it usually works is, you live your life, THEN a movie comes out about you. I’m not sure why you’ve decided to turn your life as literally as possible into the movie The Wrestler, but apparently, you’ve decided you have to always be this bloody to get us to notice you:

If he doesn’t clean himself up and get back to that deli counter, Todd Barry’s gonna be pissed.

Below, some more pics of the latest leg of the Hulk Hogan / Ric Flair “Bloody Old Men” world tour, featuring the two bloody wrestlers giving an interactive demonstration about hemophilia precautions (this is the “what not to do” segment):