It’s time to play everybody’s FAVORITE game I just made up and called everybody’s favorite in the same sentence:

GUESS! THE! GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I wanted to call it “Guess The Gunzz” but I just didn’t think America could handle something that zany.)

Today’s contestant – These guns:

To whom do these muscles belong? Take in the clues and leave your guesses in the comments.

Or just look at the answer after the jump and act like you guessed it right. We’re not picky:

It’s 58-year-old Sting, flexing it up and acting like he didn’t know a picture was being taken at that moment, even though he tagged the picture himself on Facebook as we all do (probably).

King of Pain? More like, King of NO PAIN NO GAIN (the method by which he made his muscles large!)

Every Little Thing He Does Is Muscles? Ehhh, the first one’s way worse, so I’m sticking with that.

(Michelle adds, “Every Single Thing He Lifts Is Dumbbells”)