Here is an imagined conversation which we guess took place only minutes before the above snapshot was taken, between Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester and her “friend”:

Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester: How do I look?
Leighton Meester’s Friend: Hot.
Leighton Meester: Seriously?
Leighton Meester’s Friend: Hot.
Leighton Meester: You don’t think… you don’t think it looks like I… (British accent) pooped out me v-hole?
Leighton Meester’s Friend: You look hot.
Leighton Meester: These pants don’t look poo-riod stained?
Leighton Meester’s Friend: Stop. You look uhhhmeeeyyyyzzzziiiinggggg.
Leighton Meester: Ok, then… guess I’ll wear them.

Thus ending the tale of Leighton Meester and her Poopy Vag Pants. A photo of Leighton performing in these PP-V-P’s at the American Eagle Store Opening in Times Sq. ahead! (Via Allie Is Wired)

They actually look worse when she’s singing somehow.