Next week, when your family begins carving their giant, succulent, juicy bird, and starts doling out the stuffing and cran, pause and reflect for just a moment on the things in life that you are really and truly thankful for this year. Then, remember that none of those things are as glorious as the clip you are about to see. Then Eat, Fart, Nap (also the title of my new book.)

A news broadcast from Brazil brings us interview footage of Miss Gay Brazil, a beautiful, tall Leona Lewis lookalike, who clearly muss have some sorta attitude problem as another transvestite — a losing transvestite — rolls up behind her like so many Roombas and grabs her wig AND crown off in one of the most bold hair-snatchings the world has seen or will ever see. To Miss Gay Brazil’s credit, she looks beautiful with our without her weave. Also, as much as we’re laughing and loving, that sh*t had to hurt.

(via our source for all tranny wig snatchings, DListed.)