On the top of my agenda for 2010? GET INVITED TO LARRY KING’S BIRTHDAY PARTY. Look at these lucky f**kers: Don Johnson (in the little red hat, left); Ryan Seacrest (in the feathery headpiece, Bob Mackie probably, middle); and bday boy Larry King (small red hat, faraway stare, right). Seacrest’s Twitter tells us it was an “Old Western” theme. More like Ancient Western! Tip your waitresses.

(ps Seacrest’s profile pic = adorable.)