It’s no secret around here that more than any other animal on Earth — yes, including the otter — my dream is to one day adopt and raise a goat as my own. Frankly, if science can even keep up, I’d be fine with delivering all four hooves out of my own body. And videos like the following, brought to us by Buzzfeed, do nothing to quash our motherly instincts. It’s a baby goat whose only wish is to ride the bus to school. Will he outsmart that bitch of a bus driver? Watch and learn. And also marvel that they got the SUPERINTENDENT to comment.

How cute… we hope they do enroll him so he can wear his “GOAT TEAM” sweatshirt.