- Johnny Depp has been named People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” 2009. But the winner in the ultra-specific VH1 Pop Culture Blogger category was…… also Johnny Depp. (It’s fixed.)
- Speaking of Johnny Depp, pirates in the Indian Ocean attacked the Maersk Alabama again, the same ship that was captured by pirates last April. The first one was pretty entertaining, but do we really need to sit through a two and a half hour “pirates” sequel?
- Swimsuit model Joanna Krupa was voted off Dancing With The Stars last night, leaving Kelly Osbourne, Donny Osmond, and singer Mya in the final dance-off. The winner takes the coveted disco ball trophy, while the two runners-up will receive sitcoms on ABC in the vacated Hank timeslot.
- When asked to sum up the message of New Moon, Kristen Stewart said “Be extreme.” In a related story, Kristen Stewart is a can of Mountain Dew.
- And finally, here are 10 Bromances Re-Imagined With Cameron Diaz and Kate Hudson. Aka, a glimpse so deep into hell, even the staunchest nonbelievers shall instantly reform their ways…
