The NY Lottery has finally set its sights on the one group of people most often forgotten in this world: Childless Women. A few weeks ago, they hit the world upside the head with a furry frying pan, debuting their first “Sweet Millions” ad which featured groups of baby animals in pajamas. We thought “OK NY Lottery. You win this time. But never again will we fall for it,” as we raised our barren ovaries to the sky like the ultimate Mortal Kombat champion.

But their assault on our senses is not over. EW’s Michael Slezak brings us their next ad in their series of “Let Me Just Roast My Eyeballs Like Marshmallows Because I Don’t Know What Else To Do With Them” campaign, this time featuring TINY BABY BUNBUNS AT A CARNIVAL. It is one hare (cue this) shy of being possibly the best thing we have ever witnessed. They spin round in small cups, pose for photos, RIDE UNICYCLES, play bumpercars…. Bless the lottery, for ruining some lives, and improving countless other ones.

ME RIGHT NOW:

I can’t handle it.