Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair held a press conference in Australia to promote their still-aliveness, and things got a little out of hand when Flair made a comment about Hulk’s wife, then got offended at himself or something and punched Hogan in the face, bloodying him.

This video couldn’t be faker if a unicorn ran by, knocked over both wrestlers and revealed that they were just two cardboard cutouts, high-fived Andy Kaufman, then went online to start a Zack Morris death rumor: