Yesterday, the world saw the first photo of Levi Johnston’s wang-less attempt to class up the pages of Playgirl. Meanwhile, Britney Spears went and sullied the pristine reputation of the iPhone and its many fart apps. None of that matters, however, because Heather Locklear has returned to Melrose Place, and Gabe Liedman was there to celebrate this moment in history:

Catch another episode of Best Day Ever with Gabe Liedman tonight at 11pm on Vh1.