The internet is a fantastic medium with which to get your talent into the homes of millions. For some, that talent happens to be singing Lady Gaga songs. But not everyone is born with such unlimited gift and potential. So just who are these people cloggin’ up the Youtubes with their sometimes fabulous to sometimes melon-scooping-your-ear-drums-out terrible singers? We’ve spent hours watching every single Lady Gaga cover on the net, and have grouped these fine folk into a series of 10 categories. If you find yourselves exhibiting any of the below signs, chances are you too have a Lady Gaga cover floating around out there, whether or not you know about it.

Here are 10 Signs You Have a Lady Gaga Cover Song on Youtube:

10. You Are a Kick Ass Children’s Choir We’re suckers for children’s choirs sangin’ just about anything.

9. You Own a Lego Vest. Chances are, the only people that own one of these things is Lady Gaga and this guy.

8. You Own a Bump-It And/Or Have Questionable Highlights What is it about girls with Bump-Its and/or chunky highlights loving the sound of their own voice? Has the bleach seeped in? Have the bump-its somehow pressed to hard on the back of the brain? Whatever it is, if you yourself are in favor of either of these hairstyles, you can be sure you, too, have a Lady Gaga cover song on Youtube.

(The videos continue ahead! #1 should be more than worth your while.)

And yes, this girl’s dress cost almost $400.

7. You Are a Hipster Male with Swoopy Bangs. The first guy is a peach because he is foreign and breathy and intrigues our minds and hearts. The second guy is a peach because he has no idea how bad he is and is also maybe Jared Leto.

6. You Are An Adorable Asian Who Owns a Guitar. There were so many of these it’s hard to choose!! But we tried. Indeed, Asians with Guitars seemed to make up 99.9 percent of all Lady Gaga cover songs available on the ‘tube.

5. You Are Chris Daughtry. Self-explan.

4. You Wear Lip Gloss and Also Have a Penis. Might be our favorite cover of all the ones listed here. Why is he in the bathroom? WHY NOT.

3. You Have Friends Who All Share Your Mutual Love of “Free Time.”

2. You Have Insane Stage Parents. Who also own a wind machine.

1. You Are This Amazing Specimen. Someone please play his version of “Just Dance” at my funeral. Along with his Fiddler on the Roof version of “Paparazzi.”

(With thanks to Crapstielynn, who let me in on this little gem via the magic of Twitter. You can follow me here.)