New York City is welcoming a new fast food place, “Fresh-N-Fast,” an aspiring burger chain that has absolutely nothing to do with West Coast favorite In-N-Out Burger:

“In terms of the quality and consistency of the product, I would compare us to an In-N-Out,” [Owner Heath] Wolfson says. “We hope to have the same type of following.”

Oh, so it’s a deliberate ripoff of In-N Out Burger. But couldn’t they have at least picked a name that less obviously ripped off “In-N-Out”?

Some suggestions:

Come-N-Go Burger

Enter-N-Leave Burger

Inbox-N-Outbox Burger

Rip-N-Off Burger

Out-N-Before-That-In Burger

In-AN-Out Burger

McDowell’s

Other suggestions? Throw ‘em in the comments.

(via Dlisted)