- A judge is currently reviewing a Jennifer Lopez 1997 sex tape to determine whether or not it can legally be released. He is also masturbating.
- Lawyer John Branca and music executive John McClain were named the executors of Michael Jackson’s estate. Said McClain, “With all due respect to the family, yippee ki yay motherf*ckers!!!!”
- Aaron Carter was voted off Dancing With The Stars last night, calling it a “great experience.” He added, “hopefully I got far enough to now release another album without having to go on a crappier reality show first.”
- John Voight confirms he has reconciled with Angelina Jolie. Apparently, she’s not as good at holding a Baby Geniuses 2 grudge quite like the rest of us.
- And finally, congrats to the highly awesome short film “ShadowBoxing” for winning Best Animation at the Big Apple Film Festival. If this doesn’t end up before a Pixar movie at some point, I’m gonna start my own animation studio and call it PicksCzar. And definitely succeed.
