Bad news, guys: ABC has canceled the show Hank.
I haven’t totally caught up on Hank yet, I’m still on episode three but I have a whole bunch DVRed and I keep trying to avoid having it spoiled for me, and my co-workers are always like “hey, let’s all talk about that crazy twist on last night’s Hank!” and I’m like “no!!!! I’m still a couple episodes behind don’t spoil it for meeeeee!!!!” and I dive behind desks with my fingers in my ears going “la la la la!” so I can watch the DVRed Hank episodes and enjoy the gripping twists and turns and comedy without knowing what’s going to happen.
Who knows WHERE they could’ve taken the plot in Seasons 6, 7, 8 — I’m guessing space — but now, we’ll never know. Damn network television — first they axe the massive cult hit Back To You, and now THIS shocker! I’m boycotting television forever.
I’m still positive ABC would’ve had a lot more success if they had used my idea for the show:
