Thanks to Halloween 2009, any time I see the actual Lady Gaga now, I half-assume it’s just some person in a really elaborate Lady Gaga costume, almost like a Halloween version of the “Movie Becoming Ozzed” phenomenon. Which I suppose is actually an extreme compliment, but .

That being said, here’s Lady Gaga’s new video, “Bad Romance.” It’s so good they should have called it “Good Romance,” then changed all the choruses so you weren’t confused by that change!

Unfortunately, the video is 5 minutes long, meaning that there will be a negative one million percent chance it will ever actually air in full on television (as opposed to if it were a normal music video, when it would simply have a zero percent chance). Maybe check MTV Desi at like, 4:30 am.

Also, note the Mr. Bigglesworth cameo at 2:42: