In network television’s ongoing effort to be “with it” and “cutting edge” and “ethernet,” CBS has acquired the rights to the “Sh*t My Dad Says” Twitter account minutes after executives were informed that Twitter is not just a trendy black guy:

CBS has picked up a comedy project based on the Twitter account, which has enlisted more than 700,000 followers since launching in August and has made its creator, Justin Halpern, an Internet star.

Will & Grace creators David Kohan and Max Mutchnick are on board to executive produce and supervise the writing for the multicamera family comedy, which Halpern will co-pen with Patrick Schumacker.

And what will CBS be calling this “Swearword My Dad Says” show? Here’s some suggestions (feel free to leave your own in the comments):

Stuff My Dad Says

Hooey My Dad Says

My Dad Says

Two And A Half Dads

Dads!

SMDS

SMDS: Miami

The Things My Dad Says Are Different Than The Things I Say!

Untitled 2010 Brad Garrett Project

Title suggestions? Leave ‘em in the comments!