This Friday will be a semenal day for the history of these United States, as the World’s Most Famous Alaskan Baby Daddy (and Second Most Famous Alaskan) Levi Johnston will be trading in his Old Navy cargo pants for a silky mesh thong as part of a Playgirl photo shoot. This is easily the most anticipated Playgirl photo shoot of all time, as it serves as both a giant middle… finger… to the Republican party, as well as informative. (Does his penis look like an antler? Almost certainly.) The guy’s been eating nothing but moose meat for the past month, so you know he gonna look good.

Speaking of moose meat: Just how sexy will this Playgirl spread be? BWE.tv has spent hundreds of hours pouring over old Playgirl issues, and using a state of the art digital photos of the future doohickey, we’ve guesstimated 10 Possible Levi Johnston Playgirl Covers. You can check out the originals over at NewNowNext.

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(Fair enough, this is our dream centerfold.)