In today’s horse biting news… or should I say “neighhhhh-ws”??? No, I shouldn’t, cause you’d be like, what the hell is that word, I can’t read it. So I’ll stick with “horse news”:

A police horse named Mr. Biggs is at the center of a lawsuit filed against the city last week. Allegedly the member of the NYPD’s Mounted Unit took a bite out of a New Jersey woman last summer, and now that woman is suing.

A woman is suing because she was bitten by a police horse named Mr. Biggs? I couldn’t decide which go-to lazy Photoshop joke was appropriate here, so I decided to do both: