- A billboard featuring Eva Mendes and a male model doused in lighter fluid in downtown Manhattan is causing is causing quite the stir, as some are arguing it’s too sexy for the eyes of the little ones. On the contrary, we think it’s never too early to show little girls what they won’t look like and who they won’t be sleeping with.
- Miss California Carrie Prejean’s damning sex tape has been seen by a handful of people, most pukingly, her own mother. The shame being that’s probably the only person who would have sprung for the DVD.
- If you missed the Andre Agassi on 60 Minutes last night, here’s a rundown: He wore a weave and had an appetite for methamphetamines. Don’t mind that piercing sound of glass smashing. It’s just your childhood dreams shattering.
- Baseball player Sammy Sosa has been sitting out in a store window for a little too long, as his new face is roughly 8 shades lighter than it was 20 years ago.
- Finally, yet more proof that everyone on Earth has a soul mate.
- Stay tuned for our Mad Men recap… on its way!
