Here’s Puerto Rican duo Calle 13 accepting roughly six billion statues at the Latin Grammy Awards yesterday; note that they’re carrying the statues like you’d carry a box of old college essays you found in the closet while moving apartments:

Inflation has now brought the Grammy Award to a record-low exchange rate of .61 Euro per Grammy (or roughly $510 U.S.)

On a scale of most valuable trophies, the Stanley Cup is right near the top, the Oscar right up there with it, followed by a piece of the Aggro Crag from GUTS, a white ribbon from a church bake sale, a Yahoo fantasy football title, a booby prize from a karaoke contest, a Science Olympiad patch, a chipped World’s Greatest Grandpa ceramic mug, and about twelve thousand trophies later, the Grammy.