It’s been a solid month for distinctive-voiced ironic celebrities reading stuff on the internet, with Christopher Walken’s “Poker Face” taking the ‘net by a couple minutes of everyone’s attention storm, and last night, the Tonight Show gave Levi Johnston’s legendary Tweets the poetic treatment they deserve with a coffeehouse-style beat performance by the master of all things anything, William Shatner.

Hard to argue with his point about fat kids, though: