We’ve been watching the MTV European Music Awards — or the EMAs, for those of you who pay attention to Twitter Trends — from the comfort of our offices here in Times Square, America. It’s been a pretty impressive show so far: Beyonce nailed her performance with a hair malfunction and all, Katy Perry’s done an admirable job hosting (and handling more outfit changes than a Cher drag show), and Jay-Z accepted his award for Best Urban Artist by saying he wished for the day when we could drop the term “urban” and just refer to it all as “music” (which makes no sense).

But no one served it like a jail sentence quite like our girl Lil Kim, who hit the red carpet with a series of poses straight out of the “Kim Cattrall School of Wooden Doll Modeling.”

Anyway, here’s to hoping MTV here in the States airs this show sooner than later. How else will the world learn more about the Best Hungarian Band The Kolin?

UPDATE: Here is Beyonce’s Performance!