The Real Housewives of Atlanta might be the best cast of the entire franchise. Sure, they’re not the richest, or the snobbiest, or the most shrill or annoying, but my GOD are they the most hilarious.
But they are not without their faults. Specifically, Sheree Whitfield, who is one of the most simultaneously cocky and awkward people we have ever witnessed. You can almost see the word abacus clacking in her brain as she tries to form a sentence between her overlapping eyes. But that slowness of mindgears has not effected her own self-esteem, which is in the nosebleed section of ego stadium. (It’s high.) This combination of stupidity and cockiness make her our least favorite Atlanta Housewife for a mile. And today we learn: We’re not alone.
That’s because Sheree’s ex-husband, Retired NFL player Bob Whitfiled, really hates her. Sorry… REALLY2 hates her. Why? Well, for God’s sake, she talks ish about him all day long and still has the nerve to use his last name. While on a call-in to the Nigel and Marco Show, Bob compares his ex to Frankenstein in the most hilarious plastic surgery analogy we’ve ever heard:
Quit trying to trash me and then use my damn last name. I’m feeling like I’m the mad scientist and I created Frankenstein. She didn’t have that nose; I put that nose on her! She didn’t have them breasts, I put them breasts on her. I put some electricity on that ass and now she’s sparked up and tearing up the got damn laboratory. What the f*ck? Sit down somewhere and calm it down. You forget who made you girl!
You can listen to it here. And if you’re a young actor looking for your next dramatic monologue, no need to thank us/him.
As a side note, Bob Whitfield is also kind of hilarious looking. ~The More You Know~
