Dennis Rodman appeared on Judge Jeanine Pirro yesterday to sue his former assistant / weigh in on the Kobe vs. LeBron debate / make me aware of this program’s existence / promote the Criterion Collection release of Double Team / force my subconscious to continually question whether the reality my eyes perceive is truly accurate.

Here’s the clip of Rodman pallin’ around with Judge J.P – The full segment can also be seen here: