Regardless of who you’re rooting for in this year’s World Series, or your opinion of the actual gameplay itself, I think Phillies fans, Yankees fans, and just general fans of terrible, judgmental puns can agree on one thing: The New York Post’s headlines for this Series (despite my high expectations) have been SORELY disappointing:

Where are the painful puns? Where’s the unsubstantiated panic? Where’s the overblown, random judgment of everyone?

The Yankees just lost Game 5 and instead of “2004 ALL OVER AGAIN” doom, today’s cover just says “It’s all good, now they can win the Series at home!”

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE NEW YORK POST?????

They better be saving one DAMN good angry pun headline for the Series finale… And it BETTER have seven uncensored F-words and a picture of A-Rod’s penis in it somehow…