- Mel Gibson’s girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva gave birth to a baby girl this weekend, their first together and Gibson’s 8th child overall. In the delivery room, Danny Glover was heard to remark “I’m gettin’ too old for this sh–” but then there was an explosion.
- Elton John canceled the last leg of his tour to recover from flu and e-coli. No word on when he’ll be throwing his giant, star-studded and super-public “E-Coli Recovery Bash”.
- The success of the virally-marketed Paranormal Activity has spurred rumors of another Blair Witch Project sequel. But how can you make a sequel to something that actually happened?
- Ford Motor Corp. posted an unexpected third-quarter profit of $997 million. Does this mean Sports Illustrated will have to scrap its two weekly “Michigan team inspires downtrodden fanbase” articles, or just cut it back to one a week?
- Here’s the biggest story of the millennium.
