Reality show human Tila Tequila is attempting to raise money and awareness for breast cancer the only way you’d expect her or anyone else to — by auctioning off a plaster cast of her boobs:

The exhibitionist reality show star, who’s embroiled in a domestic abuse lawsuit with ex-boyfriend Shawne Merriman, is auctioning off a painted plaster cast of her breasts to help raise money for breast-cancer awareness for the Keep a Breast Foundation. The price of Tequila’s boob job was at $44,500 with eight days of bidding still left.

Complete this sentence: If you spend $50,000+ on a plaster cast of Tila Tequila’s breasts, you are a __________.

a) Creep

b) Charitable Contributor

c) Conversation piece enthusiast

d) Charitable Contributor who doesn’t realize there are other ways to contribute to charity

e) Website called Goldenpalace.com

f) Other (explain in comments)