Congratulations Jodie Sweetin — you’ve officially cracked our prestigious ongoing BWE.tv list of the 30 Worst Autobiography Pun Titles:

Unsweetined – amazing! When I say “Terrible Pun Titles,” I obviously mean, “I Love You For Having The Guts To Actually Call Your Book This”, so consider it a compliment, Jodie (who I assume is reading the blog at all times / refreshing to make sure her book cracked that historic pantheon).

Other titles I might’ve gone with:

The Sweetinest Thing

Sweetin’s Lowdown

How Sweetin It Is To Be Read By You

Sweetin Home Alabama, Is Not Where I Am From

Others? Leave ‘em in the comments. Or spend your time more usefully, if you can actually think of something more useful than this.