Britney Spears’ latest dance single “3″ is an ode to orgies. But the music video released for the song is so much more: Call it an “Eau’d to Orgies.” That’s because it is part trashy skanktown sing this song music video as well as an infomercial for Britney’s perfume “Fantasy.”

The video is typical Britney: Plenty of hair mussing, Cher’s outfit from “If I Could Turn Back Time” mixed with quick camera cuts that fool the eye into believe that Britney is actually dancing, women and gay guys fighting for the chance of rubbin’ all up on the pop superstar. The only thing missing is a cameo appearance by Rosie from The Jetsons, the song’s original artist. But it’s really the subtlety of the fragrant product placement that reminds us that Britney Spears is not a woman: She is a machine sent back from the future with the sole purpose of making us all smell like $8 meth sluts. And to put it simple, we can’t thank her enough.