Being Hungarian has its advantages. We cook good meats there.* That’s it. That’s the only advantage. Otherwise, we’re pretty screwed. Our homeland ranks in the top 3 European nations for alcoholism, depression and suicide. Many people blame these statistics on the fact that Hungary is a landlocked nation, where the natives speak one of the most difficult languages in the world. I used to be one of those people.

Until today. Because it seems the real reason for all those drunken self-offings might be this: The Hungarian Ventriloquists Chorus.

Any country that would allow these people on television is truly evil… with genius. Now where’s the f*cking prune brandy at?

*Wait!! We also invented the Rubik’s Cube! Mmmyay.

**(via Buzzfeed)