What do you do when you’re a reality show abortion with 8 peanut sized babies, brand new lips and a slew of paparazzi outside? Put them in little devil costumes and just laugh. Laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. It’s huhluhluhlarious!!

Wait, only, hol’ up. Babies, why you cryin?? It’s a joke, cammannnnn. Don’t be like that babies! Here, have some candy.

In other news, Octomom’s neighbors? Super psyched about life. The only way we could even forgive this woman for trick or treating is if she rang each doorbell 9 times.