Controversy has erupted at Penn State University after the school unveiled new Penn State “White-Out” football t-shirts that vaguely resemble the pattern of a cross:

Personally, I have always believed that there is no better way to spend your time in this world than to debate the religious implications of a shirt with an upwards line on it and some words going across that line. Don’t you agree, Pointless-Stand-Takey McGee?

There always has to be some sort of separation,” said Berns, referring to the state-funded school and religious affiliation. “Me personally, I’m not going to buy the shirts and I know others at [Penn State Hillel] who won’t, either.”

As a PSU alumnus and self-appointed spokesperson on behalf of the school, I’d just like to point out the following:

1) If it’s supposed to be a white-out, wouldn’t the shirt be far better-looking if it were only white with the words “Penn State”?

That’s my only point. Not sure why I started a numbered list. I’ll be sure to update this story frequently, though, as the entire world’s separation of church and state argument rests solely upon whether or not the school decides to move the words “Penn State” slightly farther down on the front of the shirt.

And honestly, if we’re gonna go after Penn State school merchandise, can we at least first focus on this: