People are making a huge deal about Andre Agassi’s admission that he did a little crystal meth back in his heydey, though really, who hasn’t? Oh, most people, especially athletes? Hm. So maybe that is a story.
I’m surprised it’s taken us this long to catch on to Agassi’s habit because he was leaving constant clues throughout the 90s in the form of commercials, such as the following Canon Rebel Ad in which a meth’d-up Agassi crashes a fancy party of fancyness (in some sort of druid / Stonehengey place) and starts wildly flinging balls around to no one in particular:
And if that’s not convincing enough, check this out.












