I’m all for charity, but it rarely ends in seeing two ladies make out. That is why I never give money to homeless people on the subway. All that changed last week, though, according to US Weekly:
Theron, 34, took part in a live auction during a gala for the charity OneXOne in San Francisco Thurs. Oct. 22. And while she was initially selling a 2010 trip to South Africa that included World Cup tickets, a safari and a meet-and-greet with Nelson Mandela, she raised the stakes when bidding stalled at $37,000, far below the $280,000 Jeremy Piven had just raised.
“For f*** sake! You can do better,” she tells attendees. “There is no way I am leaving here with Jeremy Piven getting a higher bid. I’ve got t**** for God’s sake.”
(I’m going to assume for $280,000 Jeremy Piven was auctioning off a chance to kick him square in the nads and someone got a sweet deal)
To sweeten the pot, she offered up a 7-second kiss for $130,000 to a male bidder. “Swine flu is going around. This is high risk kissing!” she told him. After one man bid $135,000, a woman upped the stakes to $140,000 — ascending the stage for a 20-second smooch as the audience counted down.
Remember that this is all in the name of charity, so as you watch these two ladies go at it, think about how you too can help the world by getting to first base with an Oscar winner:
Little does that lady know, she has to dry hump Nelson Mandela once she gets to South Africa.
