Don’t really have anything against Elijah Wood (does anyone?), just a funny intense picture.

I do have one thrilling Elijah Wood real-life story: Three years ago, my roommate and I went to a party in Brooklyn that our friend was DJing, got there around midnight, then we went over to the DJ table to say hi to our friend and he responded “Don’t worry, Elijah Wood is on his way!” To which my roommate wondered, “Umm…I didn’t realize we were waiting for Elijah Wood?”

Elijah Wood then showed up (no idea who he knew at the party, but I guess everyone knew he was coming), and he hung out for a while and smoked some cigarettes (you know the story’s true cause he’s smoking in that picture). And one of my other friends met a girl at that party and now lives with her.

So, there you go. Elijah Wood: Matchmaker, smoker, party arriver-at. Cuhrazy story, huh?