Hey, Jude Law’s baby, look alive, kid. Your father is the world’s pre-eminent gorgeous pretty-faced British actor. And you? You look like any other average newborn baby whose mother may or may not be a flapper. So please, Jude Law’s baby, cut all the typical “baby shit” and get to look super-psyched to be alive. I know hundreds of millions of other babies who would do anything to be in your position.
So up your game, kid. You have a ton of time to look miserable when it actually matters, like the ages of 12 – 70.
