- Lil’ Wayne is currently facing a year in prison after pleading guilty to a gun charge. He tried really hard to convince the police that he only ran over a dude while driving drunk so he could get the celebrity 20-day sentence, but it didn’t fly.
- The New York nightclub Avenue has lifted their Lindsay Lohan ban. They realized that ultimately, taking a moral stand wasn’t as financially beneficial as selling tons and tons and tons and tons of alcohol and under-the-table cocaine.
- Bon Jovi announced an upcoming 2-year, 30-country, 135 city “Circle World Tour”. Wonder if they’ll be playing at The Meadowlands at any point?
- Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has been booted from The CW’s Melrose Place, thus ruining her chance to break Candace Bergen’s Best Actress Emmy Award streak.
- And finally, comedian Soupy Sales has died at the age of 83. Not to make light of the situation, but just based on his name, I kinda assumed he had already died circa 1930. Oh well, 2009 rolls on…
