I’ve proposed this theory before, but it just becomes more obviously correct with each passing internet day: The internet was invented for the SOLE PURPOSE of sharing local news gaffes. Period.
Not for sharing information, not for social networking, not for the military, and not for AL GORE (Quick impression of a comedian in 2000 – “I’m Al Gore, I invented the internet!!” LOL)
Today’s example of this theory being obviously true: A local Philadelphia reporter being unknowingly dry-humped by a Phillies fan. And to think – without the internet, millions of people would’ve lived their lives not knowing that this happened. What a nightmare.
(via Gorillamask)











