- Amy Winehouse’s father commented that she’s doing fine and that “Her boobs are great as well.” Yep, even Amy Winehouse’s parents are capable of embarrassing her in public.
- Amy Ryan has given birth to a baby girl. Hopefully, child services will get on this situation quickly and hand that kid over to Morgan Freeman.
- Jon Gosselin is currently asking for upwards of $12,000 to make any public appearances. So he’s basically now the Bill Clinton of deadbeat tv dads.
- Shrek The Musical will close on Broadway in January of 2010. The Shrek 2 And Shrek The Third musicals should go into production right around…February?
- The Philadelphia Phillies knocked off the L.A. Dodgers 4 games to 1 to return to the World Series for the second straight year. L.A. fans have been forced to take comfort in the fact that it’s 78 and sunny there today and will continue to be every single day throughout the winter you bastards I hate you. I mean…exciting game yay!
