Move over, Chris Kattan / Jeremy Piven Feud, because here comes a battle between two true Hollywood heavyweights — Tom Cruise and (his Risky Business co-star from 26 years ago, and also Balki) Bronson Pinchot.

Pinchot ripped on (26 years ago) Cruise in his latest interview with the Onion AV Club, apparently totally unafraid that it might ruin his ca– well, let’s just say, it’s an awesome quote:

We thought Tom [Cruise] was the biggest bore on the face of the Earth… He was tense and made constant, constant unrelated homophobic comments, like, “You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?” I mean, his lingo was larded with the most… There was no basis for it. It was like, “It’s a nice day, I’m glad there are no gay people standing here.” Very, very strange.

Years and years later when people started to torment him with that, I used to think “God, that’s really fitting, because he tormented a lot of people as a 20-year-old.” He made such a big deal about it.

OH SNAP!!! In Mypos, we have a saying: You just got SUUUUUURVVVVEDDDDDDD, Mr. Cruise!

To throw more fuel on the fire of Hollywood’s HOTTEST new feud, Cruise’s publicist has already responded, “Wait, who?”