Nice try, internet, but this video of a dude breakdancing and accidentally hitting a cat and knocking it into the camera is about as real as the snakes in Anaconda 2: Hunt For The Blood Orchid. (Finally put THAT movie in its place — Dan 1, Hollywood 0)

So why am I posting it? BECAUSE I HAVE NO WILLPOWER, people [EATS GIANT BURGER WITH HEROIN ON IT WHILE WATCHING PORN].