- Justin Timberlake declared that “99.79 percent” of Michael Jackson’s songs are perfect. I’ve never actually done the math to figure out what percentage of his songs “Heal The World” is, but there you go.
- John Stamos admitted that he was drunk on Australian television during this viral internet clip in 2007. Now if only we can get David Hasselhoff to fess up, cause I’m guessing that guy was also drunk during that burger thing…
- Katie Holmes says that Suri picks out her clothes for her! Suri also decides when to send an adorable, whimsical tidbit to Us Magazine on a slow gossip news day!
- Roman Polanski was denied bail and will remain incarcerated in Switzerland, although being in Swiss jail is the equivalent of just regular life for most countries, so it’s actually not so bad.
- Here’s a new MCC “Jack In The Box” video. Frontal male nudity (discussion) alert.
- Aaand it’s official, New Moon looks like a Nintendo game based on the movie Wolf.
