- Hills co-star Stephanie Pratt was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence. Though if you ask me, the whole scene with the cop seemed TOTALLY scripted.
- Where the Wild Things Are led the weekend box office, earning $32.5 million, or roughly the amount of my parents’ money I stole and mailed to the Wild Things when I was an impressionable youth.
- More than $100,000 worth of jewelery was stolen from Kourtney Kardashian’s California home over the weekend. Dude, there’s cheaper ways to get yourself in the tabloids — marrying an NBA player, leaking a sex tape, leaking a sex tape with an NBA player…
- Headline: “Jon Gosselin is lying about the kids hating the show, says former nanny” Could we get an even more secondhand source to confirm this? Maybe the Gosselins’ mailman knows if the nanny is telling the truth about Jon telling the truth about the kids telling the truth?
- And finally, the Larimer County sheriff has declared the balloon boy incident a “hoax.” Yep, it’s even more a waste of time than you believed when you thought it was a complete waste of your time.
